A BIT ABOUT ME.

OK. This is always tricky, what do you say about yourself without sounding pompous or braggy or a bit of a dick? To be honest, I'm not totally sure but I'll do my best to strike a balance between selling myself and entertaining you.

I'll start by telling you what I do. This, in itself, is also tricky because although I know what I do, it's difficult to classify.

For many years I've worked as an art director for many of the biggest ad agencies in Sydney. Before that I was a head of design, before that a graphic designer and before that I was a child.

I've also been a copywriter, an amateur boxer, the author of a children's book, a stand up comedian and a professional lion tamer. And interestingly, out of that list of things, only one of them is a lie.

My point, (I think) is I've got an interesting perspective. I can art direct, I can design but I can also draw and write and fight. And hopefully I can make you laugh.

I probably couldn't tame a lion though. This is a good thing, they should be left in the wild.